The Puppet and the Perjurer conspired a cagey plan
To stack Supreme Court justice with support for Putin’s man.
The Gamble case is coming: it threatens to uphold
The rights of states to prosecute those pardoned by a bold,
Base, lawless president—installed by Putin’s hand—
Who fears to lose his slippery grip on Liberty’s troubled land.
“I cannot be exposed by this,” the Puppet told his choice.
The boofer smiled; he had his ways to quell dissent’s raised voice.
He tampered with the witnesses who recalled his booze-fueled rapes
Of hapless blacked-out women: oh, those fun-filled high-school days!
He screamed and raged in protest of Senate questioning
While his master trumped the FBI, did the search for Truth hamstring.
“There’s no corroboration!” blind, ignorant senators cried;
“We must vote to confirm him, for we cannot see he lied.”
Thus the People’s representatives threw Democracy away
And welcomed the new Dictatorship where Putin’s Will holds sway.
The Perjurer dons once august robes now sullied by his hand
As the beacon light of Liberty slips from our Lady’s hand.